There is a heart-breaking sort of irony involved in consuming quickly a candy whose name implies salvation. Life Savers can’t save themselves, but they can save you.
Similar to the way a medium organizes its message, the manner in which a package of Starburst is organized has profound effects on how it is experienced, and it is only by altering the formula that those effects become apparent.
As a director, Michael Bay is a man overwhelmingly concerned with making loud, violent, and overt filmic statements. Which is why he horrifies me.